Something in the air

It’s that time of year again (with apologies to Thunderclap Newman):

Break out the box of tissues
Because there’s something in the air
We’ve got to get some medicated inhalers
Because the pollination’s here
And my nose ain’t right
And my nose just ain’t right

We have got to get decongestants
We have got to get decongestants
Now

Close up the doors and windows
Because there’s something in the air
We’ve got to change the air conditioner filter
Because the sporulation’s here
And my nose ain’t right
And my nose just ain’t right

We have got to get decongestants
We have got to get decongestants
Now

Call up the doctor’s office
Before we sink into despair
We’ve got to get some antihistamines in us
Because the pollination’s here
And my nose ain’t right
And my nose just ain’t right

We have got to get decongestants
We have got to get decongestants
NOW